Printed to order

DNA Distributing makes deadpan slogan apparel and posters. The jokes are dry. The graphics are loud. The blanks are boring on purpose — Gildan cotton, printed to order, sized S through 5XL — so the line on the chest is the whole point.

Every piece is printed when you order it. Tees and crewnecks: S–XL share a price; 2XL and up cost more because the blank does. Posters come in 12×18, 18×24, and 24×36 museum matte, unframed — the sheet you pick is the price you pay. What you see on the site for posters is a print preview (paper, grain, margin). The file we send to the press is a flat export at that size — slogan designs as a one-sheet, illustrated and grindhouse posters as full-bleed art. The 1970s household-horror one-sheets are the real movie posters: dripping titles, fake credits, R-rating, the works.